i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
It's blow job season.
Babe.. You are farting in your sleep and it literally smells like something crawled up your asshole and died.. I'm gagging and I feel like I'm eating your fart right now. I want to tape your ass cheeks shut and plug up that canon you call your ass. All I hear is snores and farts.. You are lucky I love you
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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