what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i just caught my roommate coming out of the bathroom half naked with a surge protector. he told me he didn't wanna talk about it.
From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Just thought you should know that we coat checked our fairy wings last night. Getting belly up to the bar was way more important that wearing our costumes.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
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