Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
My warmest regards to the fish in that koi pond I puked in.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
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