Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
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