I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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