And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
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