Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
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