Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
You could have chosen coming to fuck me over getting too hammered to drive. But you made your bed, and now you get to jack off alone in it.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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