I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
If he doesn't notice me by the next party, i'm just gonna go up to him and pll his pants down and blow him.
Sounds like a plan.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
Apparently I fed my Plan B to my turtle last night.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
My roommate didn't flush after her miscarriage. Time to drink myself blind. I need you for moral support. Or so I don't have to drunkenly cry alone anymore. Whatever, help.
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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