well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
The bouncer called to give me my shoes back when I got there he said " I'm all cool with fuvking bitches but when you try to to do it in my bar on the pool table you're gonna get chocked out every time"
At least you got your shooes
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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