i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
we did it on the carpet and she just yells out "OH. MY PSORIASIS".
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
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