Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
My liver just broke up with me...
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
college "breaks" should be renamed "reminder why you left your hell hole of a life in the first place"
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Romney sounds like a middle school girl and that creepy ass smile makes me want to close my blinds
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Regret, thy taste is box wine.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
Randomize
