covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
i was congratulating myself on not falling down the stairs when i walked into the wall. it's like one step forward, two steps into the fucking wall
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
Apparently today is power bottom appreciation day
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Nothing says "sober up, you whore" quite like an early morning PAP smear.
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