if you like me you must not know who I am
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
I'm at about main and main street
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
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