I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
Watching tv. She's giving me head and she hates it when I watch her.
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I'm bleeding and have questions
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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