How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
Got kicked out of the baseball game with a 4 officer escort. Not bad for a monday night.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
It was like die hard. Except with more penises.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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