hey call me
can't. in the shower.
... and this is probably why your phone does not work half the time.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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