Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
Im like a saiyan, last weekends hangover will only make me stronger
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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