Im at strip club and am horny
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
why do i have 22 missed calls from someone who is literally saved in my phone as bumrape star??
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
Umm...sounds like a maybe. I broke my nose and have surgery next wed but if I'm ok by Friday I'm down.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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