Remember when you weren't going to be a shit show?
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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