Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
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