We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I love memorial day. It's drinking in the name of patriotism. God Bless America
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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