i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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