So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
They said "my eyes made me look intoxicated" ......we harassed them all night and we called the cops and told them that the bouncer that kicked us out was selling meth in the club ...and then we went to wendys
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
An attempt at squeezing a tomato to make a bloody mary just says desperation all over it....
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
He referred to our sex as "an Olympic event." My tits are bruised.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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