i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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