whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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