If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
ok so i got home drunk and was cleaning my kitchen and i was shaking out the throw rug and dropped it out the window, i'm sorry
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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