Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
trust me. coming from a bonafide dirtbag, this dude is up to shady shit
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Dude if i sent you a picture of the inside of my fridge would you be able to break down and explain everything that was in it?
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
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