yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
my roommates gone so i can take codeine and sleep naked
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