from now on my penis is your penis
i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
my bed looks and feels like i need to buy plan b.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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