So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
Jager Bombs are cool, but hydrogen bombs are where it's at. Sparks and jager equals instant black out, I mistakenly tried eating a cigarette thinking it was a nacho.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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