She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
My mom just busted me rolling a blunt on her bathroom counter. ...all she said was fuck it it's Christmas
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
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