forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
I KNOW. I'm like, ew who are these ppl. And then I remember I'm traveling to New York to accidentally hook it with two different dudes in one weekend.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
Laying on my kitchen floor and the lights just got brighter... I just died or there was a power surge. Based on the amount of booze I drink both are possible.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
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