The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
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