So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He put used condom on the handle of the plunger in the bathroom.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I would throw a dart into the Olympic ceremony and fuck whoever it hit
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
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