: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
We're past the whole "Did she just try to finger my ass?" Stage. Now it's encouraged.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
Hey. Im sorry to bother you but I just watched the seinfield episode about faking an orgasm and it caused me to second guess myself. Were you satisfied?
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
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