can we get nightvision for the apartment?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Gave her a puke bucket just in case. She filled the bottom of it with tears. Super sad. Although I am super proud she didn't puke. That was a lot of Fireball.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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