I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Dude, you left ME alone in your house. With your fully-stocked wine cellar. Why would you do that to yourself?
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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