bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
I should do something nice for her. Like sign her up for "What Not To Wear."
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
while giving me head, she stopped, looked up at me smiling and said "ill never be able to look at bananas the same way again" and then went back to work.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize