i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
there is nothing more depressing than your birth control alarm going off while you're masturbating, and realizing you've been taking pointless precautions for over a month now.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
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