I can't watch pbs sober anymore
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
No one parties like Jon. He once stole a cops hat, ran like the wind, partied all night with it, and dropped it off at the station the next day with a box of donuts as an appology.
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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