i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
either way he was missing a nipple.
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I woke up and we were making out. So the good news is that after two years off the market, I haven't lost a step. I'm picking up girls in my sleep now.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
walk of shame this morning involved walking through the in-home daycare that she runs while it was full of kids. judgemental little shits. on a plus, got a juice box and a graham cracker for the walk home.
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
My dick has a subreddit
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
Just learned a very valuable life lesson. Never motorboat a cat when they have claws.
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