That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
Rain ponchos don't count as shirts at the bar. FYI.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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