Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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