Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
My dad made a joke about you sending me strippers for valentine's day so clearly everything here is normal
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Got her pregnant in a minivan. Circle of life.
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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