i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i think i scared a bird with my dick
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
so is it socially acceptable to send her an "i got my man back you whore" card?
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
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