So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
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