I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
I tried to open a bottle of wine with toenail clippers last night. So this morning was obviously rough.
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
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