And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
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