1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
I just saw a homeless man dressed as a pirate. I love san francisco.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
So, were you planning on telling me you left your panties in my glovebox??
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