My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
I just realized i masturbated to the home shopping network. I either need to get a boyfriend asap, or a subscription to a porn website, or i just need to stop taking ambien
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Honey...this isn't my 20's. This is my 30's. I paid for this house and these expensive ass sheets to fuck in them. Get your ass over here.
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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