how can u be prego again
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
Something about getting head on stairs. I don't know.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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