i just wanna soil my oats bro
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
You have my heart. You only share my vagina.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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