dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Just pulled back my covers. Jizz. Jizz everywhere. Hipster jizz everywhere on my only set of sheets.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
There's still helium in the tank I found in the garbage outside the bar!
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
I despise everything about her. Except her tits.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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