Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Drunk me wrote a bucket list last night. #4 is "hate fuck a childhood enemy". Can we make this happen?
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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